Constitution Smackdown: The Irony of Brainwashing the Brainwashers

In a hilariously awkward turn of events, a heated debate broke out on a "Constitution Brainwash Tour" when someone decided to call out the apparent irony of simplifying the U.S. Constitution for college students. With the fire of a revolutionary and the composure of someone about to fail a pop quiz, the critic confidently announced their disdain for handing out what they dubbed “Constitution for third graders” to adults.